Anonymous Asked
QuestionWwyd if your son or daughter started cursing at the age of 5 or 6 Answer

duragdaddy:

bornonvenus:

Force them to eat broccoli >:O

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

cali-cocaine:

that was so cute

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marlonmckenzie:

skyraydeo:

yungneako:

hahaha

Really though

hahaha

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhat does it mean if my bf doesn't eat me out? Answer

prettyboyshyflizzy:

means you losing

pussylipgloss:

jayda95:

bruhdidas:

This person died

THIS IS LITERALLY MY WORST FEAR

the way they just let themselves swing into the pool like that…..they gave up….free the guys man

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dekutree:

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

damn i laughed at this and then i realized this was my halloween url haha i am so funny

(Source: telapathetic)